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The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working

Ask me about my vow of silence!

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day

All stressed out and no one to choke

Doesn't Play Well with Others with Platypus

It's you and me against the world. When do we attack? Attack pugs.

Heart Attacks - God's revenge for eating his animal friends

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

If they call it tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected - the expected?

I've Stopped Listening - why haven't you stopped talking