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One by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity

I love cats, they taste like chicken

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

You! Off my Planet!

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the

Power Corrupts, Absolute power is kind of neat.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I'm apathetic and I don't care

Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things.

Life's a bleach and then you dye

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life