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Keep Grandma off the streets - take her to bingo!

I'm Retired - Do it yourself!

If God had meant me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

I know I came into this room for a reason

Warning - Retiree knows it all and has plenty of time to tell you about it

I don't want to, I don't have to, You can't make me, I'M RETIRED

If you can have grumpy old men, then of course there must be grumpy old broads.

Nuke the Gay Baby Whales for Jesus

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?