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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I'm apathetic and I don't care

Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things.

Life's a bleach and then you dye

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life

I Like Long Walks especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer

Silly Boys - Trucks are for Girls!