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"Mr. Rove! And the president! Th-They're naked!!!!"

"Ted's so dreamy ... I can't wait to show him my new butt plug!"

By popular demand... Now you can taste Deez Delicious Nuts in your mouth with your coffee each morning. The perfect way to start your day!

Don't like breakfast? Neither does Emelia. Now you can share it together.

Irish Coffee, anyone?

Not to be confused with the trousers of terror.

Kittens are actually better as dessert.

Tender, too.

Mr. McGregor's garden was never the same after that.

Famine, War, Pestilence and Death. Or, just another day at Republican National Headquarters.